AutomaticJack
A Clockwork Burning Chrome
AutomaticJack

It would take a court order to even consider eating one of those unholy things.

Go fuck yourself.

*groan*

I thought it was this guy?

"...we are much smarter from the ears down"

Panther Pilsner

Same bullshit, everything has to have holes in it with her.

What gif, that's a home video of me.

Weren't VCRs coming around back in the days of Jaws?

Fixed.

I went outside once.

Yes.

Damn, I made a pun so subtle no one got it.

Trance was my babe.

Yup.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bullshit.

Nah.

Uh...I meant the hot ass inside the shorts, honey.