Autoblopnik
Autoblopnik
Autoblopnik
Mar 26 2015
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Shhh — I need all the page views I can get. How about a little love, Jalopnik?

Jul 21 2014
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Bick is supposed to be working on a Challenger Hellcat review for us, but he might be too busy stroking his... ego.

Dec 18 2013
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Magman07: The George Costanza thing is bit of an in-joke for those of us who know Subaru's PR department. And come on, Heidi Sausage? How can you not laugh at that?

Sep 22 2013
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"For $100 I'll have that Porsche back on the trailer in no time. But first, watch me shove this guy in the back of the kneecap with the forks. Hahaha! This sh** never gets old!"

Sep 22 2013
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Everything you said is wrong, although I can't prove any of that except the thing about saving money on clutch replacements with the Jetta TDI. Ask a VW dealer about the 40,000 mile service cost for a Jetta TDI. The DSG trans needs its fluid replaced, which is hella expensive. If you can get 120k out of a clutch*, I'm Read more

Jul 25 2013
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Dear Legkolo, good luck in your endeavors to lose your virginity.

Jul 25 2013
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Yes, look at the tags on the bottom of this particular post. Sniff is our inspiration, he's well aware of what we're doing, and I think he almost approves.