Johann, you're such a spoilsport.

Magman07: The George Costanza thing is bit of an in-joke for those of us who know Subaru's PR department. And come on, Heidi Sausage? How can you not laugh at that?

"For $100 I'll have that Porsche back on the trailer in no time. But first, watch me shove this guy in the back of the kneecap with the forks. Hahaha! This sh** never gets old!"

I'm thinking about using Times New Roman for my next one. And I did look at another Toyota ad — this one: http://autoblopnik.com/2012/06/28/toy…

Dear Legkolo, good luck in your endeavors to lose your virginity.

Yes, look at the tags on the bottom of this particular post. Sniff is our inspiration, he's well aware of what we're doing, and I think he almost approves.

Damn, now I gotta write more often. — Otto

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