This guy’s is an asshole trying to kill birds. Hope his car is fucked up

Alice pretty much set the bar for no fucks to give. She had a biting wit and was wonderfully quote-worthy. Here are a few of her better known ones.

Top 15 Cars people can’t be bothered to trade in.

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

Alabama shows it has a tiny amount of basic human decency left by not electing a child molester to the Sentate by the thinnest of margins.

It’s like he has no idea what opposite lock is, or how to use it. I wouldn’t be surprised if most of that oppo was just from the steering forces induced by the slide, rather than by him knowing what to do. Way too little, way too late.

Related: I think I hate these people more than the driver of the car. These are the…

‘The Anderson Police Department thanked the people who helped find and apprehend Ashby, though it did make clear in its press release that “it is generally safer for citizens to contact police prior to engaging criminals.”’

Daimler wrecking something intentionally? Nope doesn’t sound like what they did to Chrysler at all...

This entire conversation calls out for a classic joke from Emo Phillips that is all too appropriate here:

If he has any family left. And if he stays then he’s responsible for detaining, executing, suppressing how many people? People will die in any situation. NK is a death cult. There’s no good option. Perhaps in this case, the information that he got out is the only benefit beyond his life. The fact that he got out gives…

DRUMPF: “...we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the…

Never Forget:

“undercover officers pretend to be dope dealers, waiting for eager customers to approach, and then arrest potential buyers and seize their vehicles.” This absolutely disgusts me. Fuck these people.

Uncle Joe Never Forgets:

My work vehicle is a cabover. I feel very, very safe.