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His brain is likely in mint condition... Seeing as he uses it so infrequently.

Yes, what is this world coming to when employees can refuse service to customers simply based on their own religious beliefs? I’m assuming, of course, that next he’s going to go after the pharmacists and pharmacy techs who refuse to supply customers with birth control and Plan B. Right? Riiiiight?

What the fuck goes on at Boy Scout camps

That’s an amazing story. Did the result surprise you? Even at that young age, I would’ve guessed at least some of the kids to be more materialistic than they were. I wonder if the result would’ve been the same at an expensive private school.

DULL BLADE! DULL BLADE!

Working title: The Blade

Adam Sandler. The man who was never funny, and paid stupidly well for it.

I think the number of people holding their nose and voting for Hillary will far outnumber those supporting her ecstatically.

“Sliwa added that he also believes the feeling is mutual: “I had an attraction to her, and I have felt some sexual tension when I have been in her presence,”

Dakota Johnson screaming into her Cobb salad

YOU GUYS. I think we have found the only instance ever of somebody using “female” as a noun and then going on to say something enlightened and not sexist.

Bobby, you could do a whole regular series of Wrong Answers. Like, ten at a time. Fucking killing me, man.

But only if that baby is white.

But Francis has shown in his two-year papacy that he is less interested in having the church police doctrinal boundaries than in demonstrating mercy and love for the poor and vulnerable — the very work that most of the women’s religious orders under investigation have long been engaged in.

Totally fair. I am pretty impressed with her myself (I know it’s not a popular opinion) so I’d be curious to get her critique of the male auteur.

Sigh. And the hell of it is, sleeping on my stomach is also ruled out. Fetal position it is, then.

I would say never under any circumstances is there a proper use, but I have the tastes of an octogenarian, so keep that in mind.

I would take it if they found a different professor.

I’d take Lena Dunham’s class.