Sorry, I mostly just REALLY want a job and don't care where as long as they pay me.

I would LOVE to work for Pornhub (see, Pornhub, I spelled it correctly.) I mean, people love porn! I would love to be a copywriter for Pornhub. Pornhub is a great company!

Hear, hear! However, let’s take this one step further. I would go so far to say that WOMEN are a myth. I mean, I’m not a woman. Therefore, are there women? I find this so called “women exist” narrative just doesn’t hold water.

I don’t see how anyone can say this about POCs and not be racist. Like, hot is hot. I don’t think there’s a single race out there where I was like, naw, all billion of you are just not good sorry.

A couple of people (I’m assuming white, but it’s the internet and they didn’t specify) told me today that they just don’t find black people attractive. Actually, they said African Americans, so like...they’re being really pc about not finding an entire race attractive. BUT NOT BECAUSE THEY’RE RACIST, GUYS. Just, you…

And then a friend shuts it down:

This was a question? Have you seen this thing they call Twitter? I remember sitting as an Undergraduate in a Survey class and our instructor asking us to discuss the racism in Heart of Darkness and the predominately white students all, without irony, stating Nah, no racism here.

I LIKE ANNE HATHAWAY.

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Video game coverage isn’t garbage. I love Kotaku!

I laughed when you called video game Youtubers “creatives”.

No, they convinced a lot of people in areas without access to clean drinking water who were producing perfectly adequate breast milk that their babies needed formula to be healthy.

yougotsentenced.com

Remember this is also the company that also went (goes?) into third world countries to sell infant formula to impoverished communities with poor/no access to potable drinking water to actually mix with the powder they were selling.

I agree with pretty much everything here, but this "corporations are sociopaths" shit is just fucking juvenile. We can and really should talk about these issues and criticize and ponder the ethical ramifications of all of this without resorting to half-baked, dramatized drivel like that. Corporations, like the…

And perhaps, finally, some friends.

Now, don’t undersell it: he said that she would have made a “very nice” trophy wife. What woman doesn’t dream of becoming that!

“Which famous black woman can I compare this black woman to in my column, so that my readers know she is indeed black?”

No country’s immigrants do.

I don't watch hockey at all, but to me that just looks like an attempt to murder someone. In any other context, if you hit someone in the neck with a stick that way, using your entire body weight, anyone watching would think "man, he just tried to kill that guy." I can't even ice skate much less play hockey, so am I…