So, I don't find men sexually attractive in the least, but does anyone else think that Justin Thereoux is way more handsome than Brad Pitt? I've thought he had a nice face ever since I saw him in "Mulholland Drive." Anyway, I have no skin in this game, but I hope he and Jennifer Aniston are happy together.

Dude. Not getting laid was the least of my concerns. I could not get laid so consistently, they thought about giving me a medal for it.

I think a lot of people find her weird and off-putting, and that's probably a large part of why this whole fiasco happened.

This is beyond rape culture. This is the Twilight Zone levels of hate culture. And does it not occur to these people that this means that a man who stabs a woman so brutally is wandering around free to kill again?

In the last six months, I have seen extensive speculation that the Obamas will:

As fucking dumb and offensive the idea of arm spanx is to me, I would wear them every day if it meant Ted Cruz also had to wear them.

Carbon monoxide is odorless, but (at least in the United States) the gas companies intentionally put an odor into gas so that people can smell leaks. They do this for safety reasons. Here is PG&E's explanation: http://www.pge.com/en/safety/gase…

Yep. It's based on Lady Susan (not, oddly, Love and Freindship). Having lobster crotch and Jane Austen in the same post makes me very sad.

For those of you wondering, my husband, Jonathan Taylor Thomas With A Baby Deer and I are doing wonderfully. We've recently welcomed two children, Snap Bracelet and Sticker Earrings and we are just over the moon, me and my husband Jonathan Taylor Thomas With A Baby Deer. Life couldn't be better with him, my real life…

a google search has borne this new information:

"Well, Larry, we're both assholes and our combined douchcanoe-ness created a black hole in the universe that sucked all our love for each other into another time-dimension where it awaits mankind in order to destroy life as we know it."

Well the dogs didn't commit suicide.

George Gershwin didn't have help writing "Rhapsody in Blue." So, I really don't like it when people call me a DJ.

If, an hour ago, you had asked me what an "Ansel Elgort" was, I would have assumed it was a tantric Swedish sexual position.

I'm looking harder now and poppet to be honest I think that either he's got extensions or he's a disney princess.

That's so disappointing that a group of war criminals who carry out widespread ethnic and religious cleansing, rape women, and employ child soldiers...eat junk food. I mean, profiteroles with cheap chocolate? How gauche. With all the money they steal, surely they could fly in some artisanal toast. I'm worried…

I'm half Korean half Caucasian. I dealt with people like this growing up. My parents divorced so I moved a lot. When I was living mainland U.S. (Washington state), I was called a "gook" and a "chink". When I moved to Hawaii to live with my mom, I was called "haole (white) shit" by ironically enough, Koreans. …

By their logic, "halfs" would have no country they could represent at all.

I love this notion that we like actors because they "seem so real."

A little bit like hot ham water, but crabbier.