My inner archaeologist despises this SO MUCH. Obviously terror organizations are evil fuckers. But WHY do they have to touch these creations of humanity's ancestors? I get that their crazy ideology makes them hate people, but why historic objects? GET AWAY FROM MY LOVE OF HISTORY. asdhfjaslfasdfj.

Another pro-lifer GOP type who values life right up till birth.

As my grandfather would say, Lindsey Graham is so dumb he couldn't pour piss from a boot if the instructions were written on the heel!

Lindsey Graham is so stupid he got caught drunk driving at the bumper cars.

Y'know, I train and wrangle animals for commercials and film and I will say that their job— and mine— is a hell of a lot harder than an actor's.

Wait...what

that was pretty clear in context, but the fact that the thin-skinned dbag kept using it like a gang or fraternity name is lame and contemptible.

So, the alleged "Party People" of Harvard throw 6-7 of them a year? I am on Tyler's side. Also, a glib nickname like TenMan? These guys suck.

Jesus, just wait till these people encounter real first-world problems.

Ivy leaguers call each other "entitled" is such a hoot.

I don't know how much of a douche Tyler is beyond complaining about a lack of parties in a dorm, but I get the sense that the guy that wrote this e-mail is way douchier.

I hope this kid emailed back "lolol didn't read."

Re: automatic list

I am in a listicle mood today, so:

i thought of rhyming it but dude's not worth it

Kid Rock is not only homophobic, but racist, misogynist and also has no idea that Rock and Roll was possible due to the Blues & R&B.

Ok. A couple things.

I learned so much about Sun City by watching this. I think alpaca my bags and head on out there for the weekend.

KARA-Lattes, dude, what about lattes!?