...something about apples, trees, and the effects of gravity...

Where is all that money now

Two words: Cheap. Grace.

He’s an asshole, but I understand the hatred of these.

They should fine the farks that leave them in the middle of the sidewalk.

Oh, of course it isn’t necessary. But that doesn’t mean it’s harmful, either.

I strongly, strongly recommend clicking through and watching him get torn to tiny little brand-humping shreds in the replies.

The only surprising thing here is that Rovell didn’t follow this up with a “life pro-tip” about how you can save money by basing your tip off the pre-tax total instead of post-tax. At which point we probably would find out he tips 10% anyway because anything higher is reserved only for “superior” service in his eyes.

White Supremacy has been the top rated activity in this hemisphere since 1492, yo. 

Victim Blaming will always be America’s favorite pastime.

This is definitely the first ever news story involving a sports radio host and a homophobic slur where the radio host is in the right.

Because allowing businesses and corporations to self regulate has always worked so well in the past...

All-news formats are still alive in major metro areas. One of the NYC stations is what I wake up to every morning. Sports radio, on the other hand, needs to be flung into a volcano, no matter the frequency.

and expended considerable internal resources both in New Orleans

Are we at that point yet?  Can we, like, get rid of AM radio once and for all yet?  Do people seriously still tune in?

Fun fact about Gladwell, he cut his ‘journalistic’ teeth writing press releases for Big Tobacco, questioning the science behind the determination that it causes cancer and slandering the people suing tobacco companies.

They don’t hire insightful thinkers with a burning urge to speak truth to power for those positions.

And beyond your joke, it’s also probable that the campus would seem deserted if people were inside those arenas and not walking around when McQueary stepped outside.

Faceplant?

For half a billion bucks, I’ll accept that restriction.

Actually, thank you. You just identified something wrong with media lately. That’s a solid list of everything I’ve been disappointed with in the last few decades. I’ve literally NEVER seen anything good from J.J. Abrams. He is poison, and with this blasted worship other people might have made these properties without…