Five words that explain everything that is wrong with the universe.

BREAKING: Outsider Who Will Not Examine Actual Facts Thinks Back-Breaking Stadium Deal Was Great For City He Doesn’t Live In

You should read any economic study of the Nationals Stadium not funded by the team, such as the good Greater Greater Washington piece linked above. Development of Navy Yard was well under way before the stadium was built, and tellingly was spread throughout almost all of Southwest, not clustered around the park as…

I can finally relate to Tiger. The same thing happened to me at prom last year. My daughter was so embarrassed.

if his photograph accompanies the column, you don’t even need to exercise your reading skillz.

Depends; does the byline count as a sentence?

That said, it could be worse for you North Carolinians: All of New England gets lumped in with the Patriots, Kansas City gets both Kansas AND Missouri (now), and the Giants and Jets get to claim New Jersey. Fuck that, man. Have you met people from Jersey? Ugh.

Top 8 reasons white, middle-aged Panthers fans don’t like Cam Newton:

I’m sorry, I cannot get behind you re: that statue. That thing is fucking excellent. If I were a billionaire, I’d certainly have a statue built in my honor of me leading a charge of panthers with a football in hand as my weapon of choice. FUCK YEAH

If he moves, fine, just stay away from that fuck Shawcross in training.

Really bad night all around for his #brand.

Should be noted that Darren Rovell didn’t even go to Northwestern’s business school. He was a theater major.

I Just bring an aero press with its parts.

Coffee Press works fine for me.

Sounds yummy, but I’m too lazy for all that. Here is how I enjoy my coffee when it is hot.

That’s not what alkalinity is. Jesus christ.

Well researched. Well written. If your out of the job next week you should send this to Algaezeera. They’d love it.

at some point your players have to know you’re going to stand up for them

Let’s all hope this is the beginning of a long and bitter rivalry between the city of Montreal and the entire state of Kansas.

i let the top chamber door in its stand until the next time I brew. Then I just insert it and tamp it out. Release the filter and brush that off. Run my fingers inside to get the little stuff and brew away.

i let the top chamber door in its stand until the next time I brew. Then I just insert it and tamp it out. Release…