AC3 was absolutely atrocious for that kind of thing. There were a couple missions with optional objectives like that, and one of them also required you to avoid bumping any civilians AND catch the guy within the time limit. (I think the solution to that one ended up being pretty clever, involving finding a shortcut…

Nope, permanently fixed in my mind as Gregninja, now. A Ninja Called Greg. Reserving that one as a book title.

That's a good way to get your finger in some yicky.

Everyone knows the 14th month only has 4 days, too. Geez, can't get anything right!

Another thing people are missing is the fact that the definition of "white" is culturally defined and has changed significantly over time. Italians weren't always considered "white" in America— which really illustrates how useless a descriptor it is.

Well, if they were using the international standard like any proper date-tracking group does, the game is coming out in 2010.

Easily the most genuinely funny part. In my mind, the video stops right there, and it's perfect.

I don't care about the politics behind drug policy in Japan. This is a travesty purely because of its impact on one of the best animated music videos ever made.

I recall in the mid 1980s, when Duck Hunt came out, we didn't really give a fuck about a girl wearing a hat inside.

Wait. That's not a milk mustache at all!

My theory is that the word started off as comprise but was helpfully completed by an autocomplete function. Let us merely hope that that specious autocomplete function was part of Luke's publishing software and not in his head.

This one seems to have missed some important details...

I think that they need to look up the correct construction of the possessive form for nouns in English (nations means more than one nation, sir). And I think that that lady forgot to finish getting dressed.

If you weren't expecting this from the start, you were doing yourself a huge disservice. I've been pleasantly surprised with every new PR round because I've been keeping my expectations for this game sane. PR is still PR, of course— grain of salt.

Baby Steps is definitely one of the better shows this season!

This and any "anime you need to be watching this season" article is doomed to contention and strife in the comments, particularly this season, due to the fact that this season is so stupidly high quality.

This seems like a common arrangement among military couples. One of my clients was staining her fence under a similar deadline this week.

That really doesn't explain why they couldn't have just set it up so having the Morpheus headset active would override the lightbar settings.

Yeah, I guess if anyone doesn't want to support their theaters, that's their prerogative. But if you want to strike a balance between supporting the theater and having a reasonable price tag at the end of the trip, it's very helpful to know where the theater makes its money.

This is a great insight into the business. Thanks for sharing!