As much as I'd love to see a Squirrel Girl movie, her schtick tends to work best when she's quietly being completely badass in the background. A movie ABOUT her might end up being too on the nose.

So far this ridiculous post has netted my Bubblews account $1.72, and I imagine that number will grow. There is no discernible difference between my post and the Call of Duty one, other than the details being a little sillier.

Step one, draw some circles.

Can't believe they're only 3 dollars, too. Not the only flashlight with that kind of deal today, either. (For the record, it's usually about 35 dollars, so this is a 90% mark-down)

I thought about that, too, but I was thinking "Wouldn't 'Hands-on' be more like 'wrist deep in gore' in a game like this?"

Yeah, Mike can do whatever the hell he wants, in general. Also because he calls himself on it in the article.

Mike, YOU can use "freerunning" and "parkour" interchangeably if you want. The guys doing the video know better and have no excuse, though.

Almost as awesome as the "ALLEN WRITE SOME DIALOGUE HERE" bark from Borderlands 2's Mechromancer.

The problem here is that there's a popular conflation of parkour and freerunning that absolutely is not helped when videos like this one claim to be parkour when they're actually freerunning.

You've got this backwards. Parkour is the efficient traversal discipline, while freerunning is the flashy, stylish traversal discipline.

Or climbing a wall using handholds. Or doing flips and shit over things that he could just... step around. Also I'm pretty sure doing handstands on roofs is not a thing Spider-Man is in the habit of doing.

Argh. I love the opportunities here, because Spider-Man is a superhero who jumps around as acrobatically as possible.

For some people, the more evidence you offer, the more convinced they are that their preconceived belief is true. It really doesn't MATTER if you have evidence or not, and they'll bend over backward to show how right they are.

Wow. I hate your visionary brain.

Thanks for doing this so I didn't have to!

He certainly doesn't appear to be enjoying it...

That's fair if you're basing your judgment off end-game skill synchronicity and gameplay. And to be fair, MOST games do have at least something to commend their gameplay.

What does that even mean? *confuzzle*

It happens in the other MMORPG's I have played as well, but the difference is they weren't built to evoke a fabulous solo experience I've had time and time again over the years. The Elder Scrolls Online really makes me want to load up Skyrim one last time.

PC games had DLC back then. We called them "expansions." They weren't downloadable, but it was the same concept. Except they had to be awesome because they had to be published just like the original game.