Frankly I'd rather watch a Hoshi no Samidare/The Lucifer and Biscuit Hammer anime. Now that is some masterful bullshit!

The surprising thing isn't that these are better than the original. Or that they're funnier than the original, or that their bizarre nonsense is more cohesive than the Twilight movies.

It's not even like there's much to get. Most of these people are just being assholes for no reason. I had my chuckle, but it was ruined shortly after by people on the internet.

In other words, a reflex is a reaction to something that doesn't involve the brain at all.

I was thinking something along those lines, too. But looking more closely, I have to say it looks like the gi are actually pretty big for the girls. Probably some very loving judo-moms altered them to fit the girls.

One of the neat things about multiple-attacker fights, though, is that the task becomes progressively more difficult up until a certain point (usually around 6, depending on a number of factors). After that point, more people doesn't really equal harder so much as longer— so long as the attackers are actually trying…

Decent enough moves there at the end. Not really sure whether to classify that as a reverse ikkyo or a reverse kaitenage, but it was effective. The guy in the mask was lucky he got thrown into the chair!

I had this problem, too. But watching this video has been a kind of wonderful exposure therapy, and now every one of these scenes is just funny.

...GOATY.

There's more than just caffeine in energy drinks. For example, most energy drinks are citrus flavored, which means most of them have brominated vegetable oil. Drinking enough of that will get you a case of bromine poisoning, which certainly isn't fun.

So how bad is Time Warner compared to, say, Charter? I dropped Charter in favor of going back to AT&T. (Which, yes, I know right? AT&T is the BETTER choice. Argh!)

You say this about a company that has the entire cable industry's balls in a firm, unshakable grip via ESPN. Entire industries will do *anything* Disney wants them to do simply because Disney owns strategically valuable assets in those industries. I doubt this is to the internet video industry what ESPN has become…

Best one is easily the one with the porcelain dolls.

Yeah, that was a pretty fun book.

The best thing about this comic is that Randall states in the alt text that NASA is "strictly an Orbiter shop." Along with that comes an implication that JPL backs KSP. And it so happens that I was at a panel at a convention last year where KSP was briefly promoted— by someone from JPL.

Poor thing, you probably didn't get to witness the glories of disemvowelment, either. That could get pretty hilarious.

If you really want to be snarky, you could also say that ~93% of all humans who have set foot on this planet have died while living on this planet, while only 3.5% of those travelling in space have died as a result of going to space.

Did you at least skip to her smackdown?

I know where you're coming from. These people don't understand how awful a cat can be when he or she isn't behaving. Never had to deal with spraying, or chewed up charging cables, or digestive problems leading to liquid fecal matter distributed liberally behind your TV....

Without being aware that select sports are widely popular, you wouldn't be able to measure the disparity in popularity of Olympic sports.