@battra92: Dear sir, I feel that you have perhaps erred in your assumption here.

@Adhominem: I like her. Because everyone knee-jerk-hates-her.

Oh! Steven wasn't talking about the one in the middle, leaning over the youngster with the controller?

Oh! Steven wasn't talking about the one in the middle, leaning over the youngster with the controller?

@Zuluhero: Would that be the day of the signing... or the day he received it? I suspect that's a significant distinction.

@DunnCarnage: Eh, technically it was the day we signed a letter that said something rude to your king, which later upset him mightily.

@Orionsaint: High School kids don't hang out after school anymore? Damn, what have we done?!

@legendnthemaking: Sounded like the bleach thing had an "Incident" behind it.

@legendnthemaking: I want to hear the story behind #4

@Xagest: The answer should always be Legos.

@zack10house: Lies, it looked like wind shield wiper fluid and tasted like transmission fluid.

@Nekoincardine: I think that sounds like a pretty good solution.

So what about this stops your son from logging out of his profile when he switches the disk to Modern Warfare 2?

@Patriot Infinity: Fair enough!

@mrantimatter: I hate to spoil the fun, but I worry about a gamer becoming president for the simple reason that Presidents Have No Time.

I'm not sure what to think about the fact that the only offering from Activision is Call of Duty titles. Guess that's all Activision wants to sell these days?

@Patriot Infinity: When we dig deep to find the best of us, sometimes we only find something just a little uncomfortably... something-ist, eh?

I like this. Ladies, just remember, if anyone ever tells you you're annoying or taxing or stupid—even if it's me— just know that they're wrong.

I have no qualms exploring a Ghibli-esque world with a Pokemon-esque-ish fighting system. But I wonder what the point of the main character sometimes having a sword is if the humans never get in on the melee? The fireball at closing was heartening in that respect, though.

@Carey.Laius: Kinectimals, i think?