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Let’s all remember that “I’m ready for my close-up” originally meant [Norma Desmond] had - after having committed murder over not getting her way - gone fully insane.

This is a game of brinkmanship that I am a quarter okay with because Trump does not come out gaining strength and for the love of all that is good I trust that the Iranian government is far more functional in terms of international diplomacy than the US is, anymore. They never ever pass the chance to claim a

Listen, do you have an opinion on holding doors open or not?

Just remember there are also a bunch of psychopaths in there who think everything is going fucking great!

I’ve read at least a couple of articles suggesting that no one wants to hire them, so they may simply have no where else to go.  This White House has been such a marvel of incompetence that I can’t blame any prospective employers.  If As hire Bs, as the saying goes, anyone at the current White House has got to be a G

Thoughts and Prayers. 

WOMP, WOMP

It drives me nuts no one calls them out directly on that shit. Obvious, indisputable acts. It happened yesterday in that softball interview of Trump on CBS. You have him going “no collusion” and “witch hunt”, why not bring up the Trump Tower meeting and challenge him with that collusion. Every single person that isn’t

Put a cork in it Spicy. Largest innaugural crowd ever. You have zero credibility. Enjoy your Dippin' Dots.

Black Man Given Nation’s Worst Job

I have no idea who Sameer Deen is but I bet he’s an MBA suckass who doesn’t know anything about his actual product.

I don’t even read The Onion, but at least I know this one:

So if Samantha Bee had worn a jacket that said “Ivanka you feckless cunt,” she could have simply said “there’s no hidden message. I hope you don’t continue to focus on my wardrobe.”

At least four generations. Grandpa was a draft dodging pimp.

Came for the lack-of-chin reference.  Leaving satisfied.  

If only 45's grandfather hadn’t infested this country.

Don Jr. keeps all his intelligence in his chin.  

All I have to say is thank god they’re all stupid otherwise we’d be well and truly fucked.

Win+P also works in just about every version of Windows.

Windows Key + P.