The best Hillary will always be Pohler. That I hate you all but I'm trying to be likable and effervescent thing was spot the fuck on!

Beware, the night is dark and full of spoilers. Also... Hodor!

EXACTLY. I’d rather be burned as a witch than ever vote for a Republican candidate.

well my step-mother is only 6 years older than me and only four years older than my oldest biological brother so I can't fault her for wanting a baby of her own. She is my father's third wife. my mom laughed.

I'm 52. I think about getting really old every time I get out of a chair.

This would only be acceptable if he were 7 and was on the shoulders of another 7 year old.

It looks like this is his shoplifting coat.

I think the larger question is how will he balance career and family?

Headline should be changed to read: "Target's Data Breach Settlement Will Pay Lawyers Millions, and Net Victims Approximately $1.37 Each (or a Target Gift Card)."

My utopia is, work or create on the side, and a lifelong study into things to better humanity as a whole. Screw capitalism (or communism).

What a depressing article. I am the co-founder of a small medical software company and we spend a lot of time trying to look after our employees. We get the best medical insurance we can afford (no diff for managers and employees) and we take 'life issues' into account when we arrange a schedule. For instance: We…

I told my mom that after I hit my 3 year mark at my current job I'll be searching again, and she tells me I should stay longer and prove my "loyalty". I just laugh.

That banner image looks like my grandma's browser, circa 3 days ago.

You all have my mother to thank for this. She will fucking return anything, and she loves BB&B. She never just goes, you know, it's been too long, there's not enough left, I don't have the box, so F it. She probably tries to get her coupons back too.

Or the cable companies can also go a la carte, and the era of the ESPN tax will finally die.

I want a package with no sports or reality TV, plz.

The fact that the dumb white guy's last name was "Ferguson" pretty much proves that the universe has an inherent drive towards irony.

Oh wow. I'd also first guess distemper because they look zombies with that one, but you can't rule out the dumb form of rabies either. I had something similar happen when I was doing wildlife rehab, but in that case, the cop caught it and brought it to me. It was an adult that I could pick up and handle (with…

Footage of the raccoon was captured by a bystander:

And if it all out crashes and doesn't return it doesn't really matter whether you put money in or not. We're all monetarily screwed at that point. But if it does continue its overall incline there's a lot to gain.