She is drop-dead gorgeous. When she was on The Daily Show” I thought Trevor Noah was gonna just melt right there in front of her. (Damn, they would make a beautiful couple.)

The gas lines, people waiting in line with 3/4 of a tank but thinking they have to top off .... is exactly what happened to us in NY/NJ after Sandy. If memory serves, it was the states setting up rationing that stopped that shit.

Taking stuff that the store surely will have to throw out anyway? What’s the fucking problem with that?

Your wish:

I like the food banks affiliated with Feeding America. Try feedingtexas.org this time around. My mom loves umcor which is the United Methodist church disaster response team.

Nothing surprises me anymore. But I am holding on tightly to my capacity to be outraged.

Sessions said Justice should charge the highest possible crimes and seek the harshest possible sentences. I look forward to him making good on that.

It’s an old trope, of wedding-night advice given to unenthusiastic brides to do their duty.

I hope at least some of the parents of those young women are terrified to have them at such close proximity to that man.

“Close your eyes and do it for England America!”

I really wonder if he said this for Trump’s benefit, like it came up between the two guys and so the ultimate brown-noser said it on live TV cause the boss is watching and will approve?

Hers is such a fascinating story. I’ve had this bookmarked for a while now, for anybody who wants to know more:

Recently as we checked out at the Stop&Shop it spit out a coupon for a totally free pint. We’re debating if it’d be worth it.

Sounds like those business lunches where you talk about something perfunctorily just so you can deduct the meal.

I found that giving up on the idea that the whole house has to be clean at the same time made life tons easier. And I started counting cleaning as exercise.

Yup.That is a guy who has zero fucks left to give. But gawd you’d think some of his family members might have had second thoughts about this. Have you no shame, Mary Pat??

Instead of a fist to the face, I think my instinct would have been knee to the groin.

I’m gonna side with Johnny Cash on this one.

Best version of mmmm bop —- with puppets!!! Miss you, Craig Ferguson

Same reason we don’t answer our phone anymore unless we’re sure we recognize the number. I assume they just collect active answered numbers so if you do answer you can look forward to even more endless phone ringing.