I'm small enough I just bought some tank tops in the LITTLE BOYS section. A medium to large size fits quite well (I'm a ladies 4-6) and is a lot more modest than the ladies tank tops.

Keeping a working car, and daring to have a fridge too, I'll bet!!

I knew someone who hit a goose with a golf drive. I think he insisted on scoring it as a birdie.

I was on a big L-1011 landing at Kennedy that did this, pulled up not far off the ground because of "something on the runway." I was seated in the center and couldn't see what. That was the second-scariest landing I've experienced. The scariest was at LaGuardia, coming in on that runway over the water where there's…

I was shopping in early 2012. I drive about 1500 miles a year so I figured used would be more than good for me. But good used cars were selling for just as much as the brand-spanking-new ones. So I bought new. Paid cash (just under the invoice, according to truecar), no warranty, and no trade-in because baby brother…

I took a computer programing class in college that involved producing stacks of punch cards that you'd run through a super-loud reader until you got a printout that matched the assignment. I can't even remember what language it was (BASIC?)

At our supermarket there is a lady at the checkout constantly singing religious songs. I've never complained, because I figure it's best that she doesn't bottle up the crazy. But I'm always surprised nobody's made her stop.

It's pretty easy to decline a wedding invite: "Sorry, I can't make it. But I'll make the next one."

I've noticed on the show when he is talking to himself ("Get it together, Colbert!") he pronounces it Col-burt

Women wearing high heels they can't walk in is probably the least sexy thing on earth.

Sometimes I know I don't want to see something because you can tell from the incessant trailer/ads that it's terrible. But .... I also just want to know what the hell the deal is with it and be done with it.

The world is full of books, and movies, and TV shows. Nobody has seen and read everything. Even at my advanced age I am still discovering wonderful old things I somehow haven't gotten around to until now.

We never ever ever ever watch TV live, because who needs to see the same ads 20 times, but we DEFINITELY watched the Breaking Bad finale live, because no effing way was I going to let that get spoiled!

Watching The Talking Dead has convinced me that the best way to survive the zombie apocalypse is to be a Brit talking in an American accent.

Also, the dam broke —— the river flooded

Make sure it's a food-grade bag, because chemicals

See also: Peeps jousting

Health insurance is a form of compensation. So is your salary. If an employer can they tell you what you can and can't have because they're paying for it, then can't they tell you what clothes or food you can purchase with their money, based on THEIR religious beliefs?

The crowd's behavior was absolutely appalling. Barely even polite applause for Kim. What a bunch of jerks. Seriously. I am quite certain an American crowd would applaud at least somewhat enthusiastically for such a beautiful performance. (Don't really care who won, loved watching it on the live feed with…

And yet we saw all of the endless "Olympic gods" lighted stick figures thing? God that was endless, even on fast-forward.
I DVRed the thing, started watched two hours late, and still caught up to live before the speeches began. ...... The floor animations were pretty awesome, I must say. ..... Also, NBC commentators,…