AuntieMameandherCat
AuntieMameandherCat
AuntieMameandherCat

It’s not John, it’s Shiloh. Shiloh was 4 at the time Angelina told that story, and if you know anything about little kids, you’ll know they like to try on different identities. My niece once went through a 2 week period where she wanted to be called “Dog walker.” I obviously don’t want to imply that young children

If frozen OJ goes away, how will I corner the frozen OJ futures market?

Concentrate lemonade and limeade, on the other hand, is the shit.

fun fact:

Honest question: did you just read every third word of the article, or only half the headline? No one is shaming Marla, and she didn’t “choose” to do it, Trump was pressuring her to. Keep holding your breath about getting to see nude photos of her though.

And some kittens...

Holy shit. I’m enough of a dweeb that I would love a LoTR themed wedding, but HOLY SHIT. That’s disgusting. And completely antithetical to the good of LoTR. This guy’s like fuckin Saruman with that shit. Fuck him and his stupid wedding.

Learning that Lauren Bacall disliked Natalie Portman has made me appreciate the late Ms. Bacall a little bit more this morning.

Well that’s a horse of a different color! Yeah that is trash.
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Being tacky wasn't the issue. They trashed part of a National Forest.

Considering he illegally fucked up part of a protected redwood forest with his stupid-ass wedding, I think this is a fair statement.

If memory serves, they actually removed redwoods for this dumpster fire of a wedding, so I’m guessing, yeah it was an open bar.

Welcome to the roaring 20s people. I hate these silicon valley fucks more than anything else on earth right now. Because we did this. Humanity just keeps making the same mistakes.

I prefer the dead man’s pose in yoga

There is nothing about this lady that is comical.

While I want to believe, there was something so douchey, and Lochte-ish about his version where they were ordered down on the ground at gunpoint, and he “was like, nah”. Sounds so like something a fratbro would recount to his buds after getting his ass kicked.