A nice alternative to these subscription services—which you can never seem to remember to cancel anyway!—are the value sets from Sephora. The makeup mecca releases limited edition value sets with focus on skin or lips or nails. I don't use much makeup but I love fancy skincare products. I get the skincare sampler and…

Has the engagement been announced yet?

Isn't that expression ("looking like butter wouldn't melt in her/his mouth") a standard idiom in the US (I'm assuming you're American)? Genuinely curious; I'm from a UK-English speaking country, and I think of that as a pretty ordinary turn-of-phrase.

He's a delight with the kids on MasterChef Junior.

"Say 'Kotex' so you don't have to say 'menstruation."

No, he's objectively hideous and basic looking. His hair is terrible, his face looks inexplicably greasy, and his features are decidedly unappealing all the way around.

Aren't flight attendants allowed to restrain passengers who are threatening the staff and passengers with violence? Airlines have done emergency landings for far far less misbehavior. Maybe the handcuffs only come out when you fly coach?

I disagree with point 4, but will give you a pass because of points 1-3.

I was with you for 1-3, but 4 is just silly! He is not cute! He looks like Percy Weasley on his bar mitzvah.

From what I can tell about Gordon Ramsey, the raging asshole routine is basically 100% for the cameras. Going on what I've seen and heard outside of his main shows, or official camera time, he's a fairly chill guy.

Kotex: Because you have other shit to worry about. Like a war.

My takeaway is that next time I'm having my period I will say "I am in the wardrobe of my Royal Daintiness." So much more quaint than saying it's Shark Week.

I wonder if Chuck Johnson ever got over the fact that his mother is a woman.

Anything that can make Yelp useless, I'm behind 100% When you can be a shit dick in a restaurant and still get treated like royalty because you might leave a bad Yelp review, there are some problems.

LIES. MAYO IS PROOF GOD LOVES US.

Did someone say my name?

It says quite a bit about medicine in the 60s that the categories you invented were entirely believable as being part of the study.

Thankfully, we have finally moved past the stage where a woman's sexuality and sexual health is discussed and determined by men in power. It's a brave new world.

Using five promiscuous women as his case studies, McBroom introduces us to five archetypes: Insecure Minx, Bohemian Rebel, Messalina Reincarnate, Homosexual, and Love Starved Woman. AND WITH THEIR POWERS COMBINED THEY SUMMON CAPTAIN HARLOT!