Awwww, please tell us more about your persecution.

I'm "emotionally harmed" by your butt-hurt stupidity

"I don't believe you should just touch other people's things."

panties OFF.

I'm from DE, a state with maybe 25 people in it, so I know Joe personally, and he is just as dope IRL.

I've always liked Biden, from the eloquently-stated comments such as these (and these are on POINT) to the hands-in-the-air-wave-them-like-you-just-don't-care "MALARKEY!" moments. A friend of mine once called him a loose cannon, but I think it's the opposite. I think he's been around so long that he just doesn't give…

Oh Joe, be still my heart! There are really just no words for how much I love that man!

Fans were blindsided??? JK should have been more open about it??? Uh, no. The character is not made any more or less rich by this "revalation." He's still Dumbledore. He's a great and rich part of the stories. That she decided to give us a bit more background is gravy, but if anyone felt blindsided I suggest they…

why does his sexuality matter. Why should it be addressed in the books? He had much greater concerns than coming out of the closet. unless his sexuality was helping him take down the dark lord or find horcruxes I don't see the why she should have mentioned it.

It's almost as if gay people can be gay without it being a huge defining trait in their personality and/or storyline.

Don't they not realize that we very quickly go from dancey and fun to vomiting and passing out? GROSS!

I'm so sorry to hear this happened to you...that's fucked up no one believed you.

If you buy your own drink at the bar, it's probably safe when you get it

It's often an infuriating argument, but in this case a test that doesn't work properly is worse than no test at all. If there's no test for rape drugs, you know that and can take whatever precautionary measures you find appropriate. If there's a bad test, you might think you're safe when you really, really aren't.

Yeah. It's alcohol. GHB is used in a tiny, tiny, tiny sliver of cases. This is a product that doesn't work used to address the wrong problem and gives women a false sense of invincibility that could put them in more danger of victimization.

That's not the argument at all. These products give you a false sense of security, giving you an unwarranted impression that you are safe if they have not activated. Just as bad, they can give false positives with alarming frequency, which could lead you to randomly accuse people of trying to drug you on completely…

Regardless of the merits of actual sexism vs. ironic sexism, I don't fathom the argument that Vergara's approval automatically makes it not sexist. It's as if #womenagainstfeminism wasn't an actual, scarcely month-old thing. Women are perfectly capable of upholding the status quo.

I love Sofia and she's really funny but she seems like the type that says "that's why I only have dude friends!"

I don't think that anyone is saying that you can't be hot and funny, or that Sofia Vergara isn't both.

1. I didn't realize the Saved By The Bell movie was based on Screech's book...that just leaves an icky taste in my mouth because he is such an attention freak liar who hasn't been able to move on from that show in his life.