"But what about a five-year-old waiting just outside a supermarket?"

But it's not even that out of tune, wouldn't they make it worse if they were trying to make her sound bad?

I don't believe you want to be flat on purpose.

I'd also like to hear a non-autotuned Rihanna song.

As an opera singer myself, I would like to point out that, that no version of warming up before singing a song is singing a song out of tune in it's entirety to backing music.

I mean, yeah, I buy that nobody is going to be really devastated by this because nobody is a Britney Spears fan on the assumption that she's an exceptional singer or anything but lately it seems like there's this growing backlash to stuff like this that views people thinking that a professional singer should be good…

Let's just all remember to take Rita Skeeter with a grain of salt. She is known for writing things that aren't necessarily true. Everyone is posting that Ron is balding now; when I read that, in my mind I imagined him constantly asking Hermione if it's true, while unconsciously touching his head. Also, there is NO WAY…

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These are obviously made up stories by the Feminazis. Either that or they were CLEARLY asking for it. We haven't heard the male perspectives in this! Therefore these stories are false.

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That's one of the only good things about super gross people: They start to stick to each other after a while in easy to manage clumps.

Pshhhh

On this cover, Kim K looks like Octomom. Octomom got lots of plastic surgery to look like Angelina Jolie. Angelina Jolie is also on this cover next to Kim K.

John Mayer has a bang box that he brings out when with friends? How would that even be convenient? Does it have a handle? IS IT A CABOODLES?

"You don't understand...I'm a completely ineffective parent!"

Um, I wasn't making judgements. It was just a question I posed. Especially since as a person who grew up in a fairly religious family and went to Catholic School for the first 1o years of life-I didn't see how a few minutes would radically change who I am. So chill the fuck out, ok? I've been taking foster parenting…

Actually it does. Having strangers on the internet insult your mom can't possibly be fun for the girl, but it does show her there are alternate points of view and not everybody thinks the way her mom (and quite possibly her church, school and local community) do. Sometimes just hearing outside ideas at that age is a…

Or, you know, Doctors/Nurses *could* be taking 5 minutes to ask the child: "Do you feel safe at home? Does anyone ever hurt you?" - potentially allowing that child to speak up about abuse they may be experiencing, but are afraid to tell their parents about (or can't).

Did you not read how quickly the temperature can rise in a car in the sun? Even on days when the temperatures are relatively low?

I agree with you partially, but I think the point was that no one plans to forget their child in a car, so don't allow yourself the opportunity to.