AuntieMameandherCat
AuntieMameandherCat
AuntieMameandherCat

You really think people believing "irregardless" is a word is a new thing?

Did you guys not have "creative spelling" when you were growing up? I'm an old lady and even we had it when I was young. I don't remember that much about it, but I think the theory was that you learn to write first and learn to spell second (or simultaneously); they don't want you to think that you should simplify

Meh. That's why I always make sure that my female partners get off completely by manual or oral stimulation BEFORE intercourse. Takes a lot of pressure off me in case I "get too excited" and spill the beans before the nachos arrive. May not be the world's greatest lover but I damn well make sure my partner gets off

Brady Kissel is a hero. That's all we need to say.

" That page reads 'If God hadn't wanted us to masturbate, then God wouldn't have given us thumbs."

Am I the only one who didn't lose weight via breastfeeding? I kept on all but 6 of my 34 pregnancy pounds until I weaned at 15 months. And I lost all but 10 of the 52 lbs I gained with my formula fed baby within 9 months, most of it in the first two. Breastfeeding me is voraciously hungry. I'd have eaten my own arm if

Thanks you for your gross and tacky display of "too much information". You may consider it prudish, but normal people don't really want to know about your erotic milk escapades... nor do I feel the need to see your public display of it... thankyouverymuch.

My ass. I'ma 1st generation American Latina and I went to a ghetto school outside of DC. I sing in a metal band. I'm not saying that cursing a little bit is bad, but when I hear someone say fuck more than any other word they sound boring. You know who tends to do that a lot? White dudes in metal bands.

"If you make a big deal about swear words, they will just be more powerful for your kids."

This is kind of a pretentious thing to say. (Yes, the funniness that this sentiment is coming from someone who's username is hoitytoity does not escape me.)

I wouldn't care at all if my (hypothetical) kids knew the words, but I would care a lot that they knew when and where it was appropriate to use those words. Wouldn't want my three-year old to tell his kindergarten teacher to fuck off. That would hold my kid back. Because young kids probably can't grasp the concept

Yeah, why should parents bother to teach kids that different kinds of behavior are appropriate in different contexts?

"In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan."

Eh.. I consider people who curse too much to be kind of boring. Using "fuck" every sentence gets old. If you're gonna have a filthy mouth, at least expand your vocabulary.

I'm a bit overly annoyed that Miranda July (who I had to Google, also a bit annoyed about that) steals hotel pillows and makes them into "art" or whatever. I'm sure the housekeepers who clean her room love that.

I know! That's what I mean! People read the "D" or "DD" and are like, "OMG you must have huge boobs!" The letter means fuck-all without the band measurement!.

While I only took down peoples' names, you bet your ass I had fantasies of finding them online and fucking with them as a result of them treating me like utter garbage. I never did anything with those names, but knowing I could made me feel a whole hell of a lot better bout the whole thing.

Some of the problems described in the Busty Girl comics seem to be any-sized boob problems. I deal with the problem in the comic you posted and I'm only a 32D. Far from "busty".

a plug for Busty Girl Comics, which is amazing...