Yes! Vicodin is my pick for winner and I can't even vote for it. Also, this gif will never get old.

How dare you make me choose between red and white wine. It's like picking a favorite child. I'm pretty sure this is going to traumatize me.

WWPSD?

TEAM CHAMPAGNE

I'm not going to get into this too much but let me say, I grew up with a parent that was a sexual predator. I was pretty confrontational around things I saw and knew and experienced but there is still something particularly disturbing about living with a sexual offender who offends on the scale as Sandusky that needs…

I believe he showered with kids and that's the generation of kids that Jerry grew up in...He would shower with our other kids and have soap battles or whatever that was.

Her "Whole" kids?!?

Do I have to even say it?

I'm the other way! I want to like him but I don't. I'm enjoying his performances, but when he talks I'm confused and irritated. Less exciting movie title.

This is actually indicative of the new trend happening amongst young Tumblr professionals these days, which is "labia gap." The idea is that your vaginal lips must be positioned to form a sort of upside-down horseshoe; the wider the horseshoe, the more cachet among your fellow teen bloggers. There is training that you…

I agree that low weight/high rep has a function in recovering from an injury or de-loading after several straight weeks of lifting heavy. This isn't, however, "Tracy Anderson's Guide to Recovering from an Injury". She straight up says that lifting heavy will basically turn women into, at best, small men and, at…

Let me get this straight, Tracy Anderson; in addition to taking exercise/health to an obsessive level, you ALSO want me to Swiffer my ass into better shape?

Gwyneth Paltrow the person I always liked. Gwynthe Paltrow the brand is an asshole.

In case anyone didn't know before this lady started advocating working out with a Swiffer, Tracy Anderson's workouts are the biggest load of horseshit. Anytime you hear someone say something along the lines of, "Women have to do high reps with low weight or else they'll get 'bulky'" or uses the phrase "tone up" as…

The very last thing that I need right now is to look at my Swiffer and feel guilty for not doing MORE with it.

My sentiments exactly. Those bullying assholes are getting exactly what is coming to them and I, as a hater, couldn't be happier.

I realize there are children involved and I feel awful for those kids...

I am a super bleeding heart liberal with tons of empathy normally. I cannot muster up a bit of empathy for the two of them at all. I feel for their kids, but still, nope not a single bit of empathy.