AuntBea1
AuntBea
AuntBea1

Hey man, he's gonna rush for 900 yards IN HIS HONOR. Because nothing — NOTHING — was more important to that kid than "dad's" rushing totals.

Rest in peace, little man...rest in peace.

Screw all the adults in this messed up situation. AP for being an absentee Dad who knocked up some random woman.

Just don't go searching for elephant love over on that NBC sports network. I'll never forget that hunting douchebag that shot the elephant in the face and was proud of it. I hope that dick gets cancer, I really do.

That was simply awesome. This is what makes sports so special, bringing a man so much love and support in his time of need.

you guys..this is what it all comes down to. human kindness is the gift we all have to bestow upon others.

It's almost as if the book is a work of fiction or something.

87 hugs. I counted. Nice work Buckeyes.

still have goosebumps and a large onion chopping ninja at my desk

I am a Ukrainian woman, and I don't know a single submissive one, myself included.

This is not the smile of a happy person.

She looks so good in red or cranberry lipstick that it seems like a crime that she has to go sans rouge in the show. Hopefully that will change soon enough.

Do you know what else bothers me? The motherfucking tongue thing.

She is the living embodiment oour nattional celebration of ignorance.

"They're my homies."

Absolutely, he does. Jenny Trout can get over it, or do a small amount of Googling:

Why the fuck can't we have sleeves on wedding dresses in America? Clearly, sleeves are not such a scarcity in other parts of the world.

HA! PERFECT! i SO agree - and you can say the same thing about Julia fucking -no-talent -i can -only-manage-to play-myself-in-different-clothes - Roberts

"Is there a classical pianist who will ham it up while wearing a thigh-skimming, backless, sequined evening gown?"

OK, Scarlett O'Hara.