Auduboner
Auduboner
Auduboner

When they come out does it hurt?

White Claw is the new Zima don’t @ me. 

Eat the rich.

racist dismissed ... buh-bye

Yea some asshole at work was complaining about Liz Warren’s tax plan and I’m thinking “we work at the same place with the same title, when/how are you going to make $50 million in a year?”

Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Temporarily embarrassed millionaires .”

Hah I know, it’s just a longer “shut the fuck up, tomato”

They are aspirationally rich - they hate all the right people, vote accordingly and work hard so you know they’re going to be rolling in it... Any day now.

The thing is that since we are all relativists if the rich all had less but still w/in proportion to their perceived peers they wont be any more or less unhappy.

One more reason to hate golf.

Exactly!! I want their names!!

Have you ever shown up at a party full of people you think are really cool, eager to impress and befriend them, but

Thx. Now that I know, I can see this: