As an Old, who has tried all of the various alternatives over many years, I can confirm that waxing is far and away the best way to go. Initially painful/irritating, it becomes much less so by the third or fourth session. When it grows back in, youdon't get scratchy stubble, because it grows back in as soft new hair.…

Maybe your next interview should be with "Adam," now that Nungesser has been found "not responsible" for that assault too. I am 100% certain that Columbia fucked up that process, too - likely in direct response to Rapist Nungesser having sued them a month ago.

And in a doubly disgusting postscript, Columbia has found Rapist Jean Paul Nungesser "not responsible" for the sexual assault of "Adam," and now Nungesser is suing Columbia. Nice clusterfuck, Columbia - every parent will want to send their child there!

And... this discussion is not for you. Go call Uber, or buy Apple's driverless car.

Does she have her fingers up under Gwyneth's dress? Is that why they are both smiling?

Ivory. Or, if you absolutely must spend a lot of money, any glycerine bar with not too much perfume.

Yes, please!

GREAT article! How did i miss this before? Two points:

I disagree. Alison Williams' backside is FAR juicier than any Big Mac. Guaranteed.

Wait - so you seriously never saw/heard the Jimi Hendrix version? Wow... Thank god McCready has a little more culture than you... Do yourself a real favor and look for Jimi's version on Youtube.

Nobody wants to see it? Not true. Many of us want to see it. There, I generalized, too.

Chelsea's is way hotter. I'd do her any time, whereas I wouldn't go within ten feet of that other thing.

The hair really is perfect - so that's not really narcissism.

No. At least Uggla isn't taking up AB's or a lineup spot, or a roster spot, etc.

AJ opting out was not "unexpected" by anyone who followed him here all year. He might come back for one last year of baseball, but it won't be with any team that's going to be 20 games under .500 (Phillies. etc.) Since he prefers to be close to home in MD, the Orioles, Nats and one former team, the Pirates, are the…

Video, please - let the world judge whether you can or cannot.

"many other time-wasting pieces of shit/video commerce."

Dontcha just HATE Google-plus tying themselves to long-standing Youtube accounts? Without permission? And with NO way to untangle it (believe me, I have tried). I finally had to drop my old YT account in frustration...

Not important at all - they are still PAID by the college, and they report to University officials, not any elected official. Their highest loyalty is to the college.

Fuck the Denver festival. It has always been owned by the multi-national piss purveyors. You want real beers, locally sponsored, no bullshit - you come to Philly Beer Week in the spring. It is larger by number of events and by numbers of participating brewers than Denver - and NO cow-piss like Miller or Coors has…