And here’s how the guild members are right now

YOU MEAN BLACK PEOPLE DO OTHER STUFF AND JUST LIKE LIVE THEIR LIVES AS BEST THEY CAN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?

I’m tired of slave movies, too. We only get kudos when presenting a racial struggle. It’s frustrating. I loved the movie Creed— Ryan Coogler presented a thoughtful, nuanced, beautifully made picture, and the weakest thing about it was Sylvester Stallone as Rocky. I can’t stand blood sport . . . and yet I was…

I live 10 minutes from his office. People here are fucking PISSED.

I am 5’5.5. Kit’s eyes are flush with mine although he is leaning slightly. I’d say 5’6 and not a half-inch taller. (P.S. He is a genuine and lovely fellow. Also, he smells really good.)

You’re a dick, Jonathan.

This is the tack too many of the Gawker comments took—a woman presenting a man with evidence of his cheating clearly makes her an evil bitch who deserves to be cheated on. Whereas the general comments here are about how this wasn't anywhere near harsh enough to be considered real revenge.

Yup my favourite revenge story was the lady of the local manor who raided her husband's multimillion pound wine cellar and left bottles on all the villagers doorsteps. That my friends is class.

Meh, I've seen better.

"HE THOUGHT HE WAS GETTING HIS GIFTS NAH"

At first when you said "particularly choice excerpts", I was afraid you were being sarcastic and I was cringe-reading. And then I got very happy. Terry Crews for President.

LOVE this touch here.

I'm so glad Chris Brown doesn't "have animosity" towards anyone about what happened. Life is so much easier when you are not upset with your victim or the people who were upset about your violence. Having a conscience is like carrying 50 extra pounds. Who needs that burden, man.

Jessica Williams is a treasure, and I hope she'll continue to be on The Daily Show for many, many years to come.

Fuck that. She's awesome. What I hate most is that this story doesn't surprise me.

Ugh. This happens so much. I was just chatting with a guy the other night and we said later and I logged off for the night. Being that I'm a normal human adult with a job and other responsibilities, I didn't get back online until the next night. And what do I find? Several messages, asking me if I wanted to go out and…