My god

I feel sick reading this.

You mean Joe Bidoof?

Meanwhile, Joe Biden is still waiting for that stuffed Pikachu he ordered off the internet yesterday...

Kendra and Ricky were reportedly only given a two game suspension by the NFL.

Alternatively -

What on earth are you talking about? Charlize Theron is African, she was born in Africa, raised in Africa saying she isn't undermines every single person who is not the colour of the indigenous people in their country. There are white Africans and black Europeans and South Asian Caribbeans, there are millions of…

Also, I wanted to loudly heckle the real life Philomena.

I am sorry that you felt that this incredibly diverse group of winners at this awards show was so boring and elitists. I guess that acknowledging that Asian, Latino’s and African Americans were represented AND winners who were called up on the stage is too much of a bother for you and not entertaining for you at all…

Photographic proof she is a goddamn Disney princess:

Her speech was beautiful but i am nervous about her career seeing as Hollywood is a very racist place and i feel that a lot of sites are promoting her as the token Black it girl to prove that they are not racist (like how Idris Elba has become the token black guy, they both deserve better than that) and in few months…

I watched this in a dive bar that I had to beg to put this on as the bruins were playing the rangers. So my cheering and tears were awkward. Fucking HELL YES, Lupita.

Dear HowardC

And this is why the only thing I ingest is pure, organic virgin's blood. Great for the skin, too! And running them down on moonlit nights is great exercise.