Yeah, because the only people who think that Jez is petty and its commenters are starting to match could only be...the editor? Because there's no legitimate criticism of the way the writers and commenters behave. This must be Jessica Coen using some sort of false flag tactic.

I said "Good day", sir.

I've been finding more and more that people aren't drawing the line between personal opinion and reality. Anonymity on the internet just catalyses the problem.

The Powerpuffs?

People whose business it is who Kate Winslet's children live with:

I laughed so hard at every joke in this piece people think I have Robin Williams in my office doing stand-up from 1986. OMG. OMG Lindy.

I don't care what you say, I love that movie and think you're overlooking a lot of great positives:

Whether pink, brown, yellow, red, blue, purple or green, all Kleenex boxes are white on the inside.

I think we've all become far too used to how breasts behave when they are strapped down and supported... naturally swaying breasts (particularly above a b cup) do move in hypnotically jiggly fashion (relative to how the woman is moving, etc).

I think the real problem with this clip is that these are unnaturally perky…

She looks like the Madame Tussaud's version of Taylor Swift.

I'm not a fan of Kelly Osbourne, but this hair is the best thing in the world.

coolest hair ever!

I am patiently waiting for this girl to make a different expression.

White men think about our penises more than we do. Sheesh.

My household has lost 75% of its income because despite Obama's last-minute bill, a lot of military people won't be paid for the duration of the shutdown, and if orders were lost, won't be paid for the past few weeks.

This is the exact same face my 5 year old pulled on me this morning when I told him he couldn't watch the Jake and the Neverland Pirates movie before school.

agreed. Though what's up with the peplum? It seems like a hard style to wear and she just keeps persisting with it. Maybe Kanye insists on peplum? Maybe I just don't get peplum? Now I keep typing it because it's fun to type AND to say.

You know what? I'm not a Kardashian fan, I think that they are a bunch of fame-whoring shits, but for having a baby about three months ago Kim looks great. Fuck anyone who says otherwise.

Gotta get them electrolytes, I guess?