No, gtfo my Mario. This dad needs some mustachioed sugar in his life.

People complaining about motion controls are the staple of every Nintendo-related conversation, whether there is a button alternative or not.

Remember when gamers didn’t need to validate their maturity based on the types of games they played?

Oh, I was just ACTING like an asshole and you all fell for it and treated me like one! Losers!

You’re not half as intelligent as you think you are.

Nonsense. I refuse to believe Nintendo is anything but doomed. It would upset the status quo, like Sonic appearing on Nintendo hardw-

This bodes well for Nintendo. We’ve left the “Nintendo is doomed” comments and returned to the days of “Nintendo is for kids.” Once we hear about the other consoles having “blast processing” again, we’ll know Nintendo’s comeback is complete.

I remember when trolls used to make efforts at trolling, instead of sad, thirsty comments that didn’t amount to much of anything.

What? to the hell with the kiddos, I’m going to play the hell outta of Mario Odyssey first and then maybe MAYBE I will let them play it a bit.

Dad sounds like kind of a dick.

guess dad hates fun

I think this is the greatest Mario entry in a long time for Bowser in a white fancy suit alone.

It feels so self-centered to star this comment. Lol But thank you for your kind words.

You don’t seem like a jerk. I don’t have anything else to add, I just want to give context.

That would be insanely great.

Thank you. I really appreciate that. The bit about my daughter was only tangentially related to my point, but I was just typing in rage.

Ok, a few clarifications because I was stream-of-conciousness ranting in my initial posts (hell, I only wanted to write a single sentence).

Yeah, I’m hoping to be surprised.

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The first one would be great. Just build/write the game normally, then implement the ability to swap later. Boom. Can’t be called sexist, because only the player’s story is Canon. Can’t piss off sexists because the classic story is still there.

If she is just a 3 dimensional main character, I will officially apologise.