Whomp Whomp.

I guess we can add the word "threat" to the list of things you are incapable of understanding. It's two items long now! Look at how it grows with each post, how darling!

Hello, David Hoff.
Just wondering, did you manage to get through school without learning what satire is or has working as an "Instock Associate at WalMart" sucked the ability to understand it out of your balding head?

I don't understand whats happening here. Why are people complaining that the controls didn't work? Are all of you simply puppet accounts created by Tom McShea in order to make his inability to grasp SIMPLE motion controls seem less embarrassing?

Having never experienced a single issue with the control responsiveness, I have to wonder why you couldn't grasp them.

I have to wonder, why was it so difficult for you? Why couldn't you get it on your first attempt? What was it about those extremely basic controls that caused a problem for you?

Indeed.

Thanks for getting back with that confirmation. It'll be nice to hear from you again if/when the charge is reversed.

That's a nice scarecrow you've erected there. Good job!

Thank you.

You're entire response is fallacious.

So what you're trying to say is that you love me?

STOP BRINGING ATTENTION TO IT!

And here I thought you were the one doing a stand-up routine. Ayuk ayuk!

Indeed. I wore those toy Hulk fists beneath the leather gloves for added security.

Oh it's definitely to late to start now... it's just a shame that I've been telling myself that since 18 months after it's release.

Oh approval, you seem like such a wonderful, far off thing...

Sorry about that!

Hurrah for predictable sophomoric rape jokes/references!