Who in the world would buy a new phone ‘because it’s the only one with Twitter’?

You, sir, have hit the nail on the head.

I enjoy that, but I’ve seen the reverse from the anti-vax crowd. “Why argue with anyone who’s pro-vaccination when you could just wait?”

This is one of the major facts that gets ignored. mRNA research dates back for decades, and it’s nothing short of miraculous that such research was ready in time to address COVID.

They already trialed a subscription plan for heated seats in some markets.

I vote we just send him to Mars.

This explains why the purple is known as ‘suck.’

You should add Iridology to this list.

For example..

True, although that still means in the 7 years of his NFL career, he spent something like $14M

He certainly had the chance to set himself up for life off his NFL earnings.

The connection to speedrunning is about 11 minutes in, but the whole video is worth a view.

Update: I was bored. Turns out you’re right, his net worth is just over a million dollars. He probably could have saved more.

Fair point.

Yeah, the suggestion that he’s retiring off of his Pokemon collection is ridiculous. Even if he’s down to $20M from his NFL career, he could spend $800,000 every year (4%) and still have $20M.

Other than the butt chin..

They. have. exactly. the. same. face.

I hate him as much as the next not-weird nerd, but posting all this very cogent and relevant commentary in a SLIDESHOW is cringe.

At least they nailed the fugly nature of gamer chairs.

Some extremely dilapidated Arizona’s. I’m in good company.