You deserve more stars.

Slideshows are terrible.

100 matches to unlock all characters in a f2p game?

PS2 was also pretty much a one-screw install for an internal HDD, if you had the HDD adapter.

Eventually you could get adapters for regular microSD cards.

Yeah, I was just flipping it around.

Or are Jupiter’s strange magnetic fields the result of its storms?

The term ‘woke’ comes from AAVE and is distinct from Political Correctness for reasons you, yourself describe above.

I’m surprised that that might even work. Given the conservative bent of the whole ‘pro-life’ crowd, I’d think the response could easily be, “no, you’re not, and we can’t give you this in case you get knocked up.”

Gamestop should lean into it and become a chain of entertainment-themed daycares.

Really blows a massive hole in the ‘gateway drug’ argument.

This deserves more stars. A Dark Star, even.

Nyquil is generally cheaper than absinthe!

Uh, me and my buddies went with splitting the cost of a kegerator 4 ways, then we split the cost of kegs whenever we needed to. It’s amazing how long it takes 4 people to finish almost 16 gallons of beer, even when they share a lot of it with their friends.

Some of the ideas for Idiocracy were likely lifted from The Marching Morons, a sci-fi story from the 1950's by C M Kornbluth.

You bastard. Here’s your star.

Making a TV show out of it was some MGM exec’s third kind of heat.

I find that very often someone on the enemy team will be dominating with a character, and the appropriate response from our team is to choose a specific hero to counter that dominating enemy player’s character.

If birds aren’t real then neither is electricity!

On a mostly unrelated note, I love Serranos.