He doesn’t want to win. He just doesn’t. He never thought he’d get the nomination, nobody did, it was just a ploy to get some free publicity, which is what he really lives for. But now that there is a chance he could win, he’s panicking because he knows he can’t govern. He doesn’t want to actually sit down and set…

Oh god, the autoplay! All three at once? I thought we were friends?!

FWD sure kicks the pants off RWD living in Canada. Having to load up your trunk with extra weight so you can get enough traction is really terrible.

Hey, be nice to him. His girlfriend is in a coma.

Pretty consistent with the Republican mantra: “Dole for me, not for thee!”

Don’t. Sand and delicate tissues are no fun.

I can confirm that Fenix lights are awesome. I carry a standard PD35 and have done so for about a year and it works brilliantly. I also got my Dad a TK32, I believe it was called, several Christmases ago. He has carried it in North Dakota while Fracking every single minute of every shift for over two and a half years…

I can confirm that Fenix lights are awesome. I carry a standard PD35 and have done so for about a year and it works…

Petzl e+Lite

Petzl e+Lite

Maglites aren’t really flashlights so much as nightsticks that can emit light.

Maglites aren’t really flashlights so much as nightsticks that can emit light.

Maglite’s CEO gambled on LED technology being a waste of time and they will be forever playing catch-up, at this point.

Maglite’s CEO gambled on LED technology being a waste of time and they will be forever playing catch-up, at this…

Only problem is their competitors put out significantly more light with higher build qualities now at similar or lower prices. I used to be a die hard maglite fan, but they have not kept up with modern LED technology at all. Their LED torches suck compared to the competition.

As a scoutmaster and seeing kids buy mags…

Only problem is their competitors put out significantly more light with higher build qualities now at similar or…

Woody Allen movies are essentially Nicholas Sparks novels for pseudo-intellectuals (or for a better visual, Woody Allen movies are essentially Nicholas Sparks novels with hipster glasses on): they’re formulaic, predictable, enforce shitty sexist stereotypes, are a little squicky, take themselves far too seriously,…

The Blunt Umbrella Lite. The Classic is good too but doesn't have a loop on the handle. My spouse was gifted the lite about three years ago and this thing really holds up. It never turns inside out, even in the strongest of NYC winds (it claims to be wind-tunnel tested). The spokey things never ever poke through the…

The Blunt Umbrella Lite. The Classic is good too but doesn't have a loop on the handle. My spouse was gifted the…

There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,…

If two people who seemed to have literally been made for each other (by Vincent Price as The Inventor) and had perfectly subverted the issues of cohabitation can't make it, who among us can? I'll take this as proof that humans weren't meant to mate for life.

I know it looks unnerving, but if it makes you feel better this is totally normal behavior. He's probably in rut and looking for a doe to breed - the tongue flapping is a way that they smell for does. The yelling is letting nearby lady goats know he's open for business, as it were. So yeah, he's technically stressed…

I spend a sufficient amount of time disagreeing with things that she says, but Gawd I hope that old bitty makes it. She's kind of awesome.

Well, with any luck they'll be able to save her life/not save her vocal chords.

It was a video of Limp Bizkit fan at a mall, I'm not sure how much more endangered it can get.