Dude. I totally see Belle Knox becoming our generation's Nina Hartly.

No, I'm sorry, but group texts are a hellish torture from which one can not escape. I'm STILL getting texts from a friend's bridesmaids group text and the wedding was in November! One Saturday I was bombarded with EIGHTY TEXTS all about baby names! Group texts are EVIL.

And having finished this I am 50% more pleased with my current sexual and romantic partner. Thank you.

Sorry Lindy, love ya to bits, but you sound super-duper immature and passive aggressive and like YOU were the one late for the plane, hungover, and getting to your seat after everyone else had sat down. I don't care if you weight 65 pounds soaking wet, all THAT is annoying.

ya-no.

My terrier mix has thin white hair and a pink spotted belly I blow raspberries on all the time. He actually seems to like it (but he also tries to tongue kiss me all the time so we are gross together!)

Let's start a petition for a Black Simon & Garfunkel and Garfunkel & Oates collaboration. I think that would be amazing.

As an married adult male who does all of my own laundry and folding (wow - I never thought I'd be bragging about being a BASIC HUMAN ADULT), I would like to propose an alternative to the "men don't know how to fold a t-shirt" thing that's going on in this thread: you picked men who are lazy. Seriously. Don't lump…

I do think another factor here is that for the most part (from personal experience), men and women have different definitions of "clean."

Holy shit this article is fucked up beyond recognition.

Here's the songs Wikipedia article: