I gotta say, your last batch wasn't quite up to snuff. Perhaps the animals in the videos weren't endangered enough?

They see you trollin', they be hatin'.

Shaft. John Shaft.

Whiskey FTW here too. Lots of brown chest hair and no BO (even when sweaty, it's freakin' uncanny!)

The Big Lebowski: What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: Dude.
The Big Lebowski: Huh?
The Dude: Uhh... I don't know sir.
The Big Lebowski: Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?
The Dude: Hmmm... Sure, that and a pair of testicles.

I'm a dude, and I'm all about the puppeh belleh zerbert.

No, my first thought was "Meh, Mapplethorpe did it first and better."

That whistling sound you're hearing is "the point" as it sails directly over your head...

Thanks. BTW love the name!

Erm. WTF is this from?

I ask this sincerely, as I am not intimately familiar with many of the detalis of of the trans community. How could you show a trans woman's vulva? Don't trans women have penises?

What, exactly, differentiates a regular old messenger type bag from a purse?

Understood. You should probably head over to Cute Overload, that always quells my internet rage. :-)

Well, in fairness, they did write up the WHOLE story, but they also wrote a misleading headline. Though I guess it would have looke weird to write "Police Department Accidentally Shares Vest Sizes of Entire Staff, With Entire Staff, Including Bra Sizes."

Other than the hammer, this little guy might work...

I have a dude equvalent of the BRF. Unfortunately instead of looking bitchy, I look either like I am frowning on your shenangins, or I am about to straight up murder your ass. Probably doesn't help that I am well over six feet and burly with a dark beard.

I'll see your reply and raise you another XKCD.

XKCD beat you to it.

RE: "Sometimes I just need some time to be left alone to work out why I'm feeling angry, then I decide if it's worth bringing it up, because the following argument is usually so painful, that I end up crying and apologizing and feeling like shit about myself"

I totally get the "freedom fighter needs a break every so often" idea. However, DM gets $ every time anyone clicks on their site. More $ means more of exactly what you are fighting against. So its kinda like you're Sysiphis pushing the ball up the hill all day doing "freedom fighter" stuff, then clicking on DM and…