Disney does this too, just by the hour...

I'd want one in case I was on It's a Small World and the ride stopped, but the music didn't...

Know how I know you've never watched Breaking Bad?

Man I wish two sparrows were only a farthing! I mean, maybe you could find them at that price but they'd be 2nds and one would have a broken wing and the other would be beakless...

Via a "cloacal kiss"

Ooops, hirsute.

I happen to be a hirsuit man myself and when I don't have a sympathetic signifigant other to help with the neck shaving, I use a Mangroomer. For the every so often I do shave my back it works well too. Much, much better than a set of clippers duct taped to a ski pole...from what I hear.

I'm not sure how trustworthy an online poll is in the first place, nevermind one that is on a website whose "About Village" section says things like: "iVillage is the largest content-driven community for women online" and "Everyday women come to iVillage ..." etc and fails to mention men in any way shape or form.

It's been shooped. I can tell by the pixels.

Nope, they just do that with airplanes. I guess you dind't "never forget."

It really sucks that this place is owned by such idiotic bigots. Before the cancelling of the wedding, I used to go there all the time. They have a great set up, an awesome deck thats perfect for sundown coctails, and even goats and horses you can feed. Truth be told, I was thinking that I would even have my…