Inexcusable. They could have easily gotten "E" from one of the Seminole players.

Vivid Video press release: Darren Rovell agrees to star in solo masturbation scene entitled "The colossal, sanctimonious prick".

Sergio Romo would be crazy not to meet her. KG can practically guarantee a future filled with one hitters.

At last, an explanation for Manning's big head.

Say what you will about the man, but at least Young Frankenstein has aged better than Teri Garr.

Baltimore.

It's too bad for this kid that Penn State is under new management. Coach Sandusky would have been licking his lips at the thought of recruiting someone just under 7.

How did Benson get the Jets' defense to appear in the video?

This would make much more sense if they were the Alba (circa 2006) Dancers.

I'm sorry but these modern players don't know the first thing about accessorizing. In matters of blood and guts, a gentleman running back always wears a snug black leather glove.

Mayweather gleefully pointed out that even God can't judge him as long as his beatings end in a knockout.

This reminds me of something Ray Lewis once said:

I gotta say, I agree with Coach Harbaugh. That's why whenever I get really drunk and beat my wife, I always make sure my kids know that I'm not going in to work the next day.

Kirk has been angry and anti-apology for many years now. It all stems from the time his parents took 17 year old Kirk to the doctor and were told "I'm truly sorry, but it's simply far too late for an abortion."

Henceforth, losing one's anal virginity shall be known as popping the Mascherano cherry.

Following the sexual assault, the massage therapist confirmed suspicions that Brunson has no business being at Temple.

It's gonna get worse for the poor guy when FIFA issues him a yellow card for flopping.

Pictured above: Anthony promoting his new book "Abe Lincoln, Salary Cap Killer".

"Damn girl, you must be Beatrice 'cause you hotter than an inferno. "

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