Aaron Hernandez: I don't see the problem. You told me I'd look good in these.

In all my years of gluing of magazine cut-outs on to poster board, I've never seen such an egregious misspelling.

+1

"Dear Leader looks like he's put on some holiday weight."

"In my opinion, graduating from law school is one of the best ways to get a legal education."

+1

Evans' trolling is nothing compared with what Antoine Walker used to do. In fact, his commitment to trolling it is so great that he currently lives under a bridge.

This kid is now the most likable person among those coming up two feet short.

+1

As the "fattest racist fuck" on this site, can Drew Magary confirm that "dirtback" is a derogatory term for a Canadian illegal alien?

+1

This is nothing. When Justin Bieber was 18, his paparazzo wore a grill made of imported Italian steel.

On the bright side, it was a brilliant audition for Capes' Fear

Livingston's knee looked like a pretzel

"Bird made two attempts to run down his ex-girlfriend"

+1 spit take on my monitor

Oh, Jesus. He's going to be insufferable next time they discuss hypocrisy in Bible camp.

"Kaep was maybe 6-foot-4, about 183 pounds, built like a fork."

It's a testament to his willpower that he consistently pushed through diwali at 18 miles.

I'm not surprised by the choice of font. "McDaniel" is a common Egyptian name.