I got a margarine sandwich once. I was the saddest fat kid at school.

Side question.... anyone know where that photo is from? Is it a long time ago? Its sad that I can no longer tell how old someone actually looks after make-up and CGI but i feel like that photo is 10 years old. 

Aha! The joke’s on you, this administration has made itself IMMUNE to brain eating space slugs!

While I like it, that would just give the right permission to vandalize all the stars of people they don’t like. 

Ha ha ha that’s actually exactly the movie I was thinking of. 

Oooh I didn’t know this was a salad, now I can make it guilt free. I’ve actually made this dish several times after eating it at a company pot-luck years ago but I’ve been disappointed that the reception has been luke-warm. Quite a few people just don’t like Jello, or at another event all the jello got stripped off…

A world where that becomes a standard food source is a world where I starve to death. Ew. ha ha

I think your assumption is that the $200 you pay covers ALL the costs needed to generate the data that you received, rather than the idea that maybe your report is partially paid for by the $200 and partially paid for by the aggregate profits from selling the data.

Seems like talking about the lobster’s feelings would be a lot less effective than just telling everyone that they’re basically eating giant underwater cockroaches... 

FYI if you owe for several years in a row you’ll start getting fined... which I think was about $50 for me the last year I owed which definitely wiped out any kind of interest gained.

It actually does make a lot of sense. Because the actual amount you’re going to get taxed can vary from year to year, I find it easier to budget based on a higher withholding, then the return is something extra to enjoy. For about 4 years I accidentally had too little withholding and while my take-home paycheck was…

This is an interesting read, it scales the map more accurately based on the number of electoral college votes. The color distribution is much more accurate to actual voting patterns.

Enh, was wondering about this cotton policy. Aparently its quite common. Googled answer:

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Thanks for your well thought out and written response. I completely agree. My only other response is that we have no idea whether this is the first incident or not. Its very possible that this is just the latest in a string of inappropriate behavior... we’ll never know. 

Read the original messages and judge for yourself. Were these appropriate responses to customers? Or was she an innocent victim?

If you’re against Anti-fa, does that mean you’re Pro-fascist? I’d like them to just say that out loud...

This sounds old-wife-adjacent to the idea that spicy food cools you down too, with the same idea that its causing you to sweat which cools you down. That doesn’t seem to make sense since you’d be sweating in the heat anyway, no?

We went to a birthday party at a bounce house venue once, hosted by a good friend of ours. Due to a weird mixup, they couldn’t find the key to the venue so everyone was stuck outside in the parking lot for an hour. Kids still had fun.