The one unbreakable rule of Lifehacker: Make a simple list into a video no one cares to watch?

I’ll wait for a poor martyr to watch it for me and transcribe the list into a very short comment.

Video gives same advice as this printed article:

TVDW is the new TLDR “Too Video, Didn’t Watch” 

Lifehacker videos are the embodiment of “this meeting should have been an email.”

Dear Kotaku, if you are not going to include accessibility options in your videos (i.e. subtitles) can you, at the very least, provide a transcript? I’d ask this any time of the year but it feels especially egregious that this didn’t occur to anyone this week.

I just finished a trip with my wife and two kids, ages 6 and 3. American Airlines literally gave us no other option but to talk to the gate agent at our connecting flight to get either of our kids sitting with us.

In fairness, that could be said of every gas station brand's CEO.

American cheese is gross.

The problem with GM seats is they tend to start collapsing at about 75K miles. The seats in my MIL’s 2000 Lesabre are like this - the passenger-side seat is still good, and it’s a comfortable car to ride in. But driving? Not so much.

I sat in a Lexus LC500 at a car show and those were some damn fine seats.

Honestly, though, I have an easier time remembering seats that suck, than seats that are comfortable. I have a strongly-curved spine and hip issues, and as I’ve gotten older (and fatter), lumbar and lateral support are big deals to me. When I get…

This will be a polarizing answer for a lot of people of different sizes but, for me, the Honda S2000 seat is perfect. I don’t like super cushy seats as they aren’t typically very supportive. I like to feel secured and “held” in the seat.

Any luxury car from the 70-90's with the plush pillow top seats, basically a living room couch shoved into a Lincoln or Cadillac.

You mispelled Metroid Prime 4.

Counterpoint: if you don’t move every year, and have more than a room or two worth of stuff (i.e. you’re not in your 20s anymore) then pay for a mover.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0582391/

1. extra shirt
2. deodorant
3. book or magazine
4. sleep mask
5. noise-canceling headphones

You are a true hero.

5. Statue of Liberty
4. Disney Anything
3. Mount Rushmore
2. “Niagra” Falls
1. Bourbon Street

Man, what I would give for a re-master, sequel, anything really that resembles Eternal Darkness. I played that game constantly when I could. Never found it in stores so I had to rent it half a dozen times to get my fix.

Nope.  I’m getting up to stretch my legs ASAP.  I’ll gladly help pass a bag from further back, though, so just ask.