My mistake...

Not on the list but it should be - the Mall of America. It’s just a big mall. It’s a really big mall, sure, and if you happen to be in the Minneapolis area in need of one of the shops there or a very mediocre indoor amusement park, fine, but don’t go there on its own accord. It’s like every other mall you’ve ever been…

“Policing is a difficult, dangerous job”

thank you for saving me from wasting my time.  Wouldn’t be interested in any of these.

thank you. you’re doing the lord’s work over here.

These videos are more obnoxious than the slideshows they tried to force on us. Just give this old man a text article. I won’t watch videos or a slideshow I can’t scroll through.

5. Bram Stoker’s Dracula

Counterpoint: sounding “Professional” at work is gatekeeping. Your linguistic patterns are not a meaningful measure of your qualities as a worker.

The only tip anyone should take from this is you shouldn’t take work tips from the internet. This “article” could have been condensed to 3 words: “Know your audience”. It really is as simple as that.

Don’t mind me, I’m just rolling around in all this sweet, sweet money I get for negging on NFTs, paid by... paid by... um... you know... the anti-NFT lobby!

I don’t know what pro-wasp lobby got a hold of everyone at Lifehacker, but this is the second article in as many weeks saying that wasps are fine. THEY ARE NOT FINE.

These video articles SUCK! Give me an article written in old fashion text or at least a slideshow.

Swiss Army Man

Not watching a video.

Your “friend” (cough, cough) is a manipulative psychopath.

Well gosh, that doesn’t sound manipulative at all.

The correct time to spend in the shower is the amount of time it takes to briefly wipe away the crippling depression you have and/or finish your beer. 

Growing up on well water in a large, very active family, we learned very early on for showering: get in, get wet, turn off the water, lather up (pure glycerin soap), turn the water back on, rinse and GTFO. Once high school sports rolled around, the rinse was cold. Still operate this way - done and done with a shower…

People actually still bother to watch the Oscars? Huh.

When my gym was closed for Covid for months, I did burpees as a ‘filler’ lol. I found that they did actually help maintain a modicum of strength (when I got back to the gym) and my physique remained ‘toned’ (for lack of a better term). Burpees aren’t so bad lol. I mean, they are but they aren’t. They still offer a  str…