A game that requires an internet connection even for single player mode is a total no-go for me. This is just stupid.

They treat you like their therapist—expecting you to listen and respond to all of their problems—but never have time or show interest in your life.

Cure?  No.  But you can be hungover and hungry. Or you can be hungover with a greasy breakfast.

My mother always insisted. When I got old enough, I got my own jar labelled it as such, and kept in the cabinet. No ripped bread!

My step mother was all about refrigerated peanut butter. When I was old enough to complain- rather than stop refrigerating it- she just got a separate jar for me to keep at room temperature in the pantry. I guess she just enjoyed her’s cold? It was kind of goofy considering I was primarily the only one who even ate…

Those crystals are still perfectly fine. You can melt them in a warm water bath.

Honey absolutely lasts indefinitely. Those crystals aren’t a sign of spoilage, they’re just...crystals. If you want to return your honey to its original consistency, submerge the jar in hot water for a few minutes. VOY O LA! Good as new!

I think honey naturally crystallizes over time, probably due to temperature and moisture. But even then it’s stil perfectly fine to eat, the texture is just different (and you won’t notice if you’re mixing it into a hot drink). And you can return it to its liquid state by heating it up a little.

Some “natural” peanut butters demand refrigeration, which makes them essentially unusable. 

Thank you for listing hot sauce. I hate it when I’m visiting someone and they pull cold hot sauce out of the fridge to use with a meal. I like eating hot (temperature) food as warm as possible, and it drives me nuts to use cold condiments on it. See also: soy sauce. 

Not all traditional etiquette anecdotes, but these are a few things our old ‘friend,’ Tammy, has done/said to others in our friend group that are incredibly rude/confounding:

My partner and I spent a weekend in another city so he could meet up with his buddies for a sporting event. We were invited to a couple’s house for breakfast the following morning. We show up at the arranged time to find another couple is already there and “sorry, we already ate all the food we made.” They offered us…

That’s a definite overcharge for Penna alla vodka. I can make penne alla vodka for like 6-8 people for $20. 

SIL’s boyfriend was a real dirtbag, this I knew. I had met his family and it was obvious that he had come by it honestly. One Thanksgiving they came for dinner after stopping by his mom’s for a quick hello beforehand. Mom had made his favorite pie for him so he showed up with that in hand and asked me to refrigerate…

I had and experience that made me look like the guy in the photo at the top of this article:

I was gonna post my outrage about this as a former frequent traveler, but the reality is: yeah, food delivery apps are much better. Better food, better prices, better delivery times, better everything. All that they lack is good cutlery, which is trivial to bring along (plastic backpacking cutlery is cheap and…

you can add arm and leg weights while planking, i suppose. or have your cat(s) sit on your back, like mine tries to do, lol

Sounds like something a giant spider planning to drop down from the sky this summer would say. 

“Keeping property values high” = pricing THOSE PEOPLE out of the neighborhood. HOAs are predominantly white.

Fuck HOA’s.