That's a magnificent Malcolm McDowell impression.

Ari Gold would be proud.

Step in with a tire iron, sharp side down, start swinging like a mad man and telling them to get the fuck out of the way or you'll start killing babies.

Nameless GT86 which you guys featured a few times.

I just like to imagine everyone else being into the whole ducktail spoiler look, and America being classy with it's shaved trunk lid.

What about neutral and clutch placement? Hand clutch like a formula car or a third pedal when stationary?

Or would this be a torque converter CVT with a manually adjustable lever?

I left Los Angeles about 9pm and drove all night. Apart from the yoga position my legs had to adopt, the car was very peasant to drive. The sound of it was louder than the Lusso and the suspension was clearly race-tuned. Even at the conservative revs I was using, the car was delightful to drive and must have been a…

Give me a bare bone 550 Spyder with magnesium steelies and I'll be happy.

No need for stereos, in fact, driving it will be an excuse for radio silence from facebook and phone calls/texts.

I've outran an SRT8 Challenger using a Passat TDI, going a hair over 113.

The car may be fast, but the driver may suck. Also my car gets 35 mpg when I absolutely floor it, I can go 7+ hours flooring it, going the top speed.

This is why a diesel repmobile is the worst thing you can buy for your speed-happy teenager.

Boy, my parents should have insisted I gotten a Miata instead of a Passat..

Good thing I have my car registered to a friend's house :D

As an Asian man who is dating a white lady (Italian American with some native somewhere in her bloodline, as she says), I am glad Asian men are in the running (in the minds of some) for "Sexiest Man Alive", I'm not a Jezebel frequenter, just a Jalop who swung by this way to see what's going on.

Hell, getting caught speeding, I was off facebook till I got back home so I don't get flack from police officers if they checked for my internet presence.

Today I learned that the 550 and 356 had 4 bangers..

Trust me, as a Passat TDI owner who got 10 speeding tickets and almost got arrested over thanksgiving, you do not want a diesel family car in America.

It's so quiet (turbocharger) and smooth, one minute you're making a phone call on bluetooth ("call in session" displaced my MFI speed readout) and the next minute I get…

No gated shifter! I want a Ferrari because I want a gated dogleg.

So the P1 is basically a modernized F40 with creature comforts?

All I know is that she better be a motorsports enthusiast and will work with Al Oppenheiser with making the brand more fun, 'cause I have had it with all this mothafuckin beige on these mothafuckin CARS.

Looks like it sits a bit too high.

Sooooo... are off track physics more realistic now?

One of the 86 twins?