Doug, here you go:

Oh, and Blatter is a piece of shit.

Serving your debt to society doesn’t clean the slate and grant you a do over.

Aren’t we kinda just trying to hold them to civilized standards, not really “lofty”.

I’ll take one of these.

#notallparties

I’ve never commented on Kinja nor have i felt compelled to. But I can’t help myself; the current state of America is completely fucked. Period. And no one is listening.

And it was won by a driver who didn’t start on the front row. Or drive for one of the “top” teams.

Last weeks Indy-car race had more action than a 5 F1 races.

I actually like watching IndyCar races more than Formula1. I may catch flak for that, but I just do. When IRL went to all-ovals it got a little bit boring, but it’s not that way anymore. Still, the ovals are in there and I like the combination.

Sadly, (but probably sensibly) they quit letting pilots do that at Kadena somewhere around 1986, due to noise complaints from the locals.

One tip I saw on Wheeler Dealers that could be really helpful.

Mr. Howard, I know it must have been hard to turn down the potential dollars, but congratulations on keeping your soul.

IMG, I haven’t watched a boxing match in years (and was never really a follower of the sport), but I still routinely end up reading your articles because they always deliver. This one’s no different. Thank you for your work.

These are all lame. I knew a guy in highschool who swapped a Ferrari F40 V12(!) engine into his Corrolla. It was a total sleeper, his dad even put a custom exhaust on to make it look and sound stock. Total sleeper.

Wait - Heinz Jalapeno? Why have I never heard of this miracle concoction? I’ve had only mild interest in ketchup in my life, but this could change the formula a bit.

When I was 12 I read that when a wasp is killed, it emits some sort of odor that alerts other wasps that it’s been murdered. Ever since then, if I ever kill a wasp, I make sure to dispose of the corpse well away from where I killed it, and wipe down any evidence ala a CSI villain. I still do it to this day, and I’m 35.

You’re right, that’s why I relented. I just didn’t want to make it seem like I really thought it over and decided to give them a reprieve, as if it’s some big fuckin privilege to be on Drunkspin and I was doing them a huge favor. But I figured I had to address the high horse in case anyone remembered it, and I figured…

I am figuratively in shock by that