As Colbert said, "I don't see color. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because police officers call me 'sir.'"

If your twitter activity unfolds in such a manner that I find myself backing Curt Shilling on absolutely anything, then you're fucking doing it wrong.

They go on to say that some of this technology – in particular the AWD/Ecoboost package – is going to end up on other cars. Fusion RS anyone?

This reminds me of anytime you drive long distances at night and you follow someone/they follow you and you form some sort of bond. I mean you pass people together, you go through construction together, avoid speed traps together, and you're sad when they go.

Screaming Chicken decal goes here.

It's reading things like these that reinforce my opinion that everyone in the general public needs to work in the service industry for one year just to gain a different perspective of how their food comes to them. Think of how much better tips would be and how much easier service type jobs would be

Here's a day at Warren Grove. Features some good A-10 footage...

This could not be more relevant:

This is still the best possible picture of this car... by a LARGE margin:

Is it just me or does it look like it actually look like it devoured a Formula 1 car?

Holy shit. +1

I wasn't popular in high school. This was long before the days I could walk up to a random chick and say, "You're with me, leather." I was just Chris Berman, painfully shy 17-year-old virgin. Well, as luck would have it, a girl transferred into our school mid-semester. I could tell she was desperate to be liked. And…

Get out

Late 90's Ford Ranger. Regular Cab. Manual.

It came from left field! It came from looking at the rules with a blank sheet of paper. Thats what Innovation is all about.

I have a scar on my finger from the time, when I was 14, when I decided it would be a good idea to cut a piece of pizza in half using the sharpest knife in the house while holding it in my hand.

There was this annoying beeping sound coming from the kitchen one night. It was coming from the oven for some reason. I pulled the oven out from the wall, checked all the wires and everything in the back and still could not figure out why there was a beeping sound. I literally unplugged it, took the entire back apart,…

Nope. My IS300 (last produced in 2005) has the lever on the right, but the filler on the left.

Yeah, he's on 11-3 or something like that, it's a miserable couple hours of Indy radio. I used to listen to JMV on my way home and would occasionally catch a few minutes of Dakich and nearly jab my car radio through the firewall trying to get him out of my ears.