Is Bill Simmons that guy you thought was a pussy, but when someone is about to nail you in a bar fight, Simmons hits him over the head with a pool cue?

Let's get real. You didn't have a 90's childhood until you rocked a Ford GT90 folder.

This hillclimb isn't on the actual Tail, it's on a road close by.

Ford flex awd twin turbo three rows of seats. I'd post the video of its on the 1/4 mile but I'm on my phone and my other hand has a beer in it besides all these comments sit in pending Status for weeks so what's the use. What's the question again now?

No one said it had to be a PANEL van. Besides, we have to reclaim vans from the pervs.

As an internet salesperson your goal should be to close deals via email / chat / etc.. You're going about it all wrong, and people who are looking for a true online negotiating experience will take their business elsewhere.

Where's your god now Greg?

I've always assumed that was just ad-copy that doesn't actually mean anything.

I'm debating the merits vs consequences of making this my work desktop...

Done

Friends, knowing I enjoyed beer, got me one of those chilsner sets once. I cleaned them off, chilled them and then stuck one in a beer. It immediately started to foam up and got everywhere. When everything settled, I was left with half a bottle of flat beer (a Heineken thin can, pretty much). You can get cooler…

Has Turn 10 or Microsoft released a Jalopnik Car Pack yet for Forza 5? Because this thing needs to be in it. I WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE JOY OF S***TING WHILE PARKED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NORDSCHLEIFE!

that's ridiculous. fuck that guy. and fuck your manager for being a pussy.

It makes me pretty happy that the blog that I used to visit for dick jokes and sports gossip is now also publishing provocative opinion pieces on racial oppression in America.

The point of the matter is that we can't tell Stewart's intentions from the video. It looks like he tries to do something, gassing up right before he hit Ward. But it's not clear if Stewart could see him, or if he was trying to avoid him, or if he was trying to intimidate him.

Last year David Aardsma (pitching for the Mets at the time) tweeted that his bed was stolen from his new apartment in New York (weird, right?). It happened after he blew a save, so I said if he blows one again I'm coming back for the dresser. He blew it that night, and blocked me.