If your second shot is over 200yds, you can pretty much guarantee a "I've got nothing to tell ya" coming from your caddy.

Saying "he could be an Andres Nocioni-type player in the NBA" may be the most damning indictment you can make about a player

If not for Guinness, how else am I supposed to get my daily requirement of Vitamin G?

It's like "Living Dolls" and the first three weeks of American Idol combined.

A Top 10 Vertical Games list without Kid Icarus?

Having gone to the ER in the last three months, I can safely say - if you feel bad enough to go to the ER, call an ambulance.

If I got egged on by my female friends, I'd be pretty pissed too.

+1 (cutblock)

Of course - have you seen the traffic west of Chantilly?

The Phillies could always re-sign Brett Myers

So as a Baltimore native, would you say that The Wire is an accurate depiction of the hard-scrabble, no-way-out existence of average urban minority or THE GREATEST F*%@ING TV PROGRAM EVER?

I haven't seen a steward fall that hard since Denethor jumped on Faramir's funeral pyre

-2 (legs)

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME!

I'm sorry, but the mental image of him kick-shattering Rice's knee has left my giggling uncontrollably.

/bites on knuckle to stop the laughing

1. Angie's List

The military industrial complex doesn't pay for itself, you know.

Competitions are arbitrarily judged. Sports aren't.

his franchise more than doubled in value between 1986 and 2002