Atlanta: heart of the South

Leaping Lanny Poffo was his brother?! Was I supposed to know this?

Or research new and creative methods to replace that shit with some other shit.

Putting the Mitch Albom section right after the "no one knows what the fuck they're doing" section - very clever

Most scandalous line-crossing since Bandit ran that convoy of Coors back to Atlanta

Shit is gonna get real when they open the books and find all that laundered money from the citrus cartels.

Blame it on the cancer if you want. I think his playing for Boston College is a much more likely indicator of sub-average ability

Who would win in a name-off: God's Gift or Godspower?

(Take that, sunfish fanboys.)

Just so we're clear - Tony is about as credible a journalist as say . . . Joel McHale?

Seconded. Ask someone who got shot by one of these how "useless" it is.

A Unicron mention in the same week as a Batman-related funbag?

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I'm pretty sure that attending Duke automatically implies that y'all aren't from the South.

Happy Holiday everyone!

Batman beat Darkseid. FUCK YOU IF YOU THINK JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED ISN'T CANON!

Is the gent on the left sporting a Big Johnson t-shirt?

God this makes me want to play Bases Loaded

And yet no one could be bothered to show up for a Whalers game.

I can't tell if this is a step up or step down from Sham-wow commercials