Peeing while standing is for suckers.

Me and Athletic Support jr. watched Empire Strikes Back this past Christmas. He's 4.

Well orcas off north carolina is impressive, catching a tuna as tall as me on spinning gear really boggles the mind. Is that 1,000lb test he's sporting?

We know the seats at Time Warner Cable Arena are more comfortable than the shoe-worn bleachers of Cameron Indoor

My immense hate towards Mr. Castillo has nothing to do with his race.

More proof that Mike Piazza is a gigantic panzy

Just so we're clear - that's five soccer-related bullets in a row.

I bought my 4 year old a new model Optimus Prime.

Two Striders? That's just being lazy

Problem solved.

This would be even more uncomfortable if that was the back of a Volkswagen

Paul the Octopus is right on track to be reincarnated into human form by March Madness 2024

Box-ing?

@Orion126:

..campaign to smear his personal and business reputation...

@KeyserSöze: But it will make money for medical device and pharma companies, who have a bit of a lobby going, so I'm optimistic.

A witness at the scene, a Mr. Mayock, was quoted in the police report as saying

The Kinks - Arthur (Or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire)